Them: *looks around* This carboy needs a secondary container.
Me: Ooops, okay
Them: *looks around some more* Flats don’t give adequate protection, please wear proper footwear.
Me: Right. Okay.
Them: *surveys me* Your jeans are too short as well.
Them: *smirks* And you should be wearing safety googles.
Me (on the outside): Huh???!! Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Me (on the inside): What? Seriously??! *roll eyes*
I see they take an abundance of pride and joy in the work they do. Good job, keep it up!