1. Riding a handicap elevator with a lizard ready to jump on you at anytime
2. Bathing in a similar situation, but with a cockroach instead
3. Not having started on any of the three submissions due the next day
Guy: Hi I’m Johnny, can I get to know you?
Me: *flees the scene*
Sorry Johnny, I just have an extremely developed fight/flight mechanism.
How did I get myself into this? 😦